A DOPE GIVEAWAY

“a friend in need’s a friend indeed but a friend with weed is better” - placebo

whoa man is that like a book on weed man?

this is in fact a copy of “a child’s garden of grass” by jack margolis, and it is quite literally THE handbook for the marijuana user.  it was originally published in the 1960’s so it’s official issue hippie stuff..  quite hilarious, and best to read whilst comfortably baked.

i originally found this book at the second hand bookshop i work in and bought it immediately because who doesn’t love kitsch?!  and i recently found a second copy at a booksale, and because i’m such a gentle loving hippie, i thought of my tumblr followers, many of whom would likely get such a friggin’ kick from this book. 

so here’s how you enter the dope elfmagick giveaway:

1.  you must be following my blog, elfmagick.

2.  you must reblog this (once, twice, a hundred times..  your call)

3.  you MUST send me an ask and tell about me about the funniest experience you’ve had either under the influence of marijuana or involving it, and thusly you must then allow me to publish it on my blog (i won’t use your username if you don’t feel comfortable)..  my thoughts are that this will be like the online trading of the “man this one time…” stories, and who doesn’t love stories of buffoonery?  i ask you, who?

contest ends whenever i get a sizeable amount of entries (so probably..  a week?  two?).  best entry wins.

i photoed the inside of the book as best i could, but it really has to be read to be believed.

i’m willing to ship almost anywhere. 

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fuck the police and so forth.  found this awesome pipe this weekend out thrifting.  now i need a monocle and a tail coat and a big ass copy of shakespeare’s complete works.

a while ago someone asked to see a picture of my “armor”..  and i totally forgot about it until now..  so here it is..  my painstaking magickal armor hoodie.

the patches are from various sources including elise mesnard, codes and chaos, ulver, wolves in the throne room, grimness, saxon, samael, jesus, satan, alchemy and more.

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now available on my etsy - psychedelic uv caduceus patches.  click the photo to see the listing.  yours for $10 (for one patch).

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elfmagick:

the magick crystal pipes in question on my tumblr.

these pipes belong to elfmagick.  XD

yesterday one of my close friends phoned me saying he’d just been thrift shopping and had something he *needed* to give to me, and could he come over..

i said yes, and was presented with this little number.  looks to be official issues 1970s…  also, of note is that there’s no way to hang it up..  it was never hung up..  and what does that say?

part of me wants to take the back off and see if there’s money or ancient 1970s leftover cocaine in it..  or you know someone’s dignity?  some souls?  self respect?  virginity?  God?  the possibilities are endless.

calling all stoners, mushroom freaks, and ufo believers..  who likes patches?  who likes swapping stuff via snail mail?  then this post is for you!

i found these whilst cleaning out one of my many sewing bins, and they’re from last year’s shambhala music festival.  i had made them by cutting up an old shirt with mushroom designs on it, and then backing the patches with vinyl, and i gave a lot of them away, but somewhere in between drinking endless mead and vodka i must have forgotten these in my bag..  so who would like one?

here’s the catch.  this IS NOT a giveaway.  if you want one of the five patches, send me an ask, specifying which and then send me a photo of something you’ll send me in return.  i like crystals, bones, feathers, patches, glitter, faeries, DIY, magick..  anything.  clear out old stuff you aren’t using and get a fun patch in return..  is it a mushroom?  is it a UFO?  is it both?  only giorgio tsoukalos knows..  only giorgio knows.  feel free to reblog to get some word out there.  i will take the first five sincere asks i get regarding the patches.  ;)

okay…  go!